THE THINGS THAT COMES OUT OF MY CHILD'S MOUTH

This was this mornings conversation.

Mom: (reading fb) Wow! Brandy says that Halliwell is going to school by herself today.
Mimi: Well then, if Halli's going to school by herself WHY can't I go to school by myself?!
Mom: Because I'm going to walk with you that's why.
Mimi: Well.......I know that when I get college age, I'm going to walk to college BY MYSELF!
Mom: I hope so.

Then this evening Krista stopped by to see if her little boy Xander (5 yo) could spend a couple of days with us next week while she and her husband go to San Fransico to take care of some personal business. And as a whole lot of us know, Mimi has been dying to get a brother along with a sister.

Mom: Hey Mimi, now's your chance. Your going to get a brother for a couple of days.
Mimi: SEND HIM BACK! I CHANGE MY MIND!
Mom: But why??? You said that you always wanted a brother.
Mimi: I know but send him back. He is going to mess up everything in my room.

Like the girl has never done that before. Krista and I just busted up laughing. Krista says that this could a trial run for Mimi to decide if she really wants a brother.