Friday, August 8, 2008

HEAT RASH

Mama is very well endowed with large breasts. Sometimes it is a fortunate thing but then again sometimes not. One of the draw backs is one can get heat rash under them and boy is it painful!!! Holy Crap!!! Besides having a sprained left thumb and a nice size bruise on her right posterior knee, she now is sporting a heat rash under her right breast and is it painful especially when showering. Mama looks as though she has gone to war and back. Fortunately she has some Calmoseptine (pasty Calomine lotion with zinc). Last night after bathing mama put some Calmoseptine on the rash then thought of putting a soft cloth there to cover but could not find any. Then mama found one of Mimi's clean panties and thought to herself hmmmmm???? I wonder???? And lo and behold! It fit just right on mama's right boob!!! Nice and snug too and does not cause any irritation. This morning when Mimi came into mama's bed, she saw it and snatched it off saying "Hey! That's MINE!" Oh well at least it is getting better. Sorry there are no pictures folks. Papa sure got a good laugh about it this morning before going to work.