PAPA'S GOT A BRAND NEW..........TV

At 6:30 in the bleep bleep morning THIS MORNING Mimi decided to crawl into bed with us.
Mimi: Can I turn the tv on and watch Elmo?
Mama: (through her bleary eyes) Says NO.
Mimi: Why, is it broke?
Mama: YES
Mimi: What about the one downstairs?
Mama: YES, it's broke too.
Mimi; Well then, I just have to go and buy and new one.
Mama: How? You don't have any money.
Mimi: PAPA DOES!!!
Dottie